I'm sitting here in my comfy chair.
I'm using a fork to stroke my hair.
I used the saw to clip my nails.
I used the juice to dust the rails.
I'm plastering my walls with my underwear.
I'm crawling and growling like i am a bear.
I used some cool whip as my shampoo.
I used my feet to hop like a kangaroo.
I'm using a broom as my powerful sword.
I'm pretending that I am a wonderful lord.
I used a blow dryer to dry all my clothes.
I used some candy to show love for my foes.
Yeah, sometimes people do really weird things.
They misplace much stuff, because of what clings.
Yeah, sometimes people just have to much to drink.
So go clear your mind and wash up in the sink.
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