Thursday, May 01, 2008

Do you exist?

Oh, hello all of you. The whole team has been lost and dead. I'm thinking loss of creativity? The ideas have ceased to flow and thus, work on this blog has been zilch. Ah, well the creativity was never there anyway. But, I thought I'd get something happening in here. You know, just to ruffle a few pages, push some keys, type letters, words and sentences. So that's been done. All taken care of. Enjoy this post. We'll be back soon. Zzzzz...

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Pressure is placed on all shoulders,
Promising futures are often sought,
Beauty lies with unsuspecting beholders,
With lessons, that have yet been taught.

Prosperity awaits, those who endeavor,
Thighest of highs and lowest of lows,
With inspiration and thoughts so clever,
As you embark on this journey you chose.

The memories of yesterday's corruption,
Haunt the ambition of tomorrow's dreams,
Beware of life's complicated interruption,
For nothing shall ever be what it seems.

Your word is your greatest possession,
As only you have the power to betray,
For some, manipulation becomes profession,
A modest influence is what they'll portray.

Remain faithful to yourself and desires,
Never jeopardize, for a moment of glory,
Hard work and heart is all life requires,
We're all writers of our own life story.

Butterfly Kisses

Pink candy canes and butterfly kisses
Close your eyes darling, fulfill all your wishes
Slide down the rainbow into a sea of gold
To a magical place where you never grow old

Keep a tight hold of your dear teddy bear
Watch as the mermaids comb their shining hair
They'll sing you a song with voices so sweet
Listening to them is such a lovely treat

Chocolate drops fall from a Vanilla sky
Pixies and fairies are all flying high
Scattering pixie dust over your head
This is better than any fairytale you've read

The glitter carousel is waiting to start
Shimmering unicorns beg you to take part
The organ strikes up a tinkling tune
About a little cow who jumped over the moon

Pink candy floss cloads float lazily past
Time in this dreamworld flies by way too fast
A cute little elf reaches for your hand
Ring around the roses then fall on the sand

Butterfly kisses and cold lemonade
An enchanted dreamworld that your mind has made
So go to sleep sweetheart, close your tired eyes
Spend all your sweet dreams with magic butterflies

wake up with a smile...

Wake up with a smile
say a quiet little prayer.
Give everyone a big smiles
how the world you care

Friends make life a total joy
can change your entire day.
Cultivate your own happiness
chase those lousy blues away.

When I wokeup this morning
the sun was shining so bright.
So much nicer than yesterday
my heart was sunny and light.

It takes so little to be happy
if that's what you truly want.
Cultivate a permanent smile
put away your selfish wants.

Friday, December 14, 2007

This is by my friend SIDD

Oh, I nearly wish I could
Easy as chopping the headen wood
Help me if I can help that mighty bastard
We ran away, slipping on this mustard
Its yellow, pal, very, very, yellow
I want a warm greeting, hello, you a marshmallow?
This is an effort to sound that lamest lame
When the pigeons are tired of their practiced game
When fucking yourself is all you can do
You ought to go think about Eugene's goo
Yoo hoo, am I alone on this?
Oh, crappy crap crap, some bit of something amiss
I love you, you're my scaly beast, I'm mean
And when they squeak 'green green, fairy queen'
I will laugh and pounce on that slimy blend
And will, myself announce, that I am spent

Fruit Cake

Clicks and clacks
dings and dongs
i bet ya hoping this
don't go for long!

slips and slaps
jips and jops
after this you'll have
the chicken pox!

clips and claps
flips and flops
you like this poem
go back to the top!

smicks and smacks
blings and blongs
try make these words
in to a song!

cups and cops
shups and shops
i bet by now your
shaking non-stop!

splicks and splocks
mocks and mucks
you may think this poem
right now sucks!

crops and crups
slings and sloons
don't worry your self
its over soon!

spolicks and spulicks
klingers and klungers
is it me or are these words
getting longer!

clopies and clupies
chivers and chovers
don't worry now because

clover sover nover yover fover
tover dover quover wover hover .....

Why do ppl do weird things?

I'm sitting here in my comfy chair.
I'm using a fork to stroke my hair.
I used the saw to clip my nails.
I used the juice to dust the rails.

I'm plastering my walls with my underwear.
I'm crawling and growling like i am a bear.
I used some cool whip as my shampoo.
I used my feet to hop like a kangaroo.

I'm using a broom as my powerful sword.
I'm pretending that I am a wonderful lord.
I used a blow dryer to dry all my clothes.
I used some candy to show love for my foes.

Yeah, sometimes people do really weird things.
They misplace much stuff, because of what clings.
Yeah, sometimes people just have to much to drink.
So go clear your mind and wash up in the sink.